May 2013
winking-skeever:
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
blessed-soul:
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
thehawklegacy:
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
genicecream:
chanyeol-inc:
gloopday:
The team team
And their trainer, BenBen.
the team team
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
itsrainingblogs:
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
duck-life:
thelilnan:
dembrainfarts:
thelilnan:
If anyone says they would not love to live in a Hobbit hole, they are either dead or soulless.
or just like, you know, too tall
or soulless and too tall
No Hobbit Hole for you, Sammy.
“I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep...”
– Sylvia Plath (via rusticwerewolf)
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
largebeard:
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
